Welcome Kumquats

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

First date questions:

kendra-ardnek:

How many walkers have you killed?

How many people have you killed?

Why?

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

abdesignoriginal:

thiscityslungs:

"Diction-fairy"

I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D

dbvictoria

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

abdesignoriginal:

thiscityslungs:

"Diction-fairy"

I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D

dbvictoria

jaclcfrost:

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

umm-just-another-timelord:

wolfdiesel:

sizvideos:

Video

Ladies and Gentlemen, craftsmanship. One of the finest examples of taking pride in what you do, and making absolutely sure no detail is too small.

THIS IS BETTER THAN PORN

what-the-hecky-heck:

captainphaggit:

Watch the gif for 30 seconds, then look at the picture! 

This was my favorite one yet

best-of-memes:

Not even lion